Deck your halls
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[Update: Straight from the man himself!
Cost
Since I have to order in sets of 25, and I’ll certainly have extras, I’m not going to require payment for a premium card. Instead, I’ll just ask for a donation of $1-2.
Deadline
I’m ordering the cards December 1st-ish. I’ll require sign ups by then to guarantee a card. But, as I said, I’ll certainly have extras, so I’ll take sign ups up until the 10th so long as I have extras.
International shipping
I’m willing to look into it, as I’m anticipating shipping to be about $2. So I’ll give it a shot, but I reserve the right to not do it due to actual cost and number of international shippees, unless they’re willing to donate a few bucks.]
It’s that time of year again. For a bitterly short amount of time, the weather is nice in Phoenix, and I instead get to spend my days sweating on how to manage not being destitute by mid-December. But that’s okay! This last bit of the year is chock full of good feels, usually, and here I try to do my part: The now-annual Destructoid Christmas Card.
Want one? Here are the details:
“Premium” cards
I’ve always intended this to be a proper-ass greeting card, but finding a good place to do so cheaply enough for me to finance it myself hasn’t happened. So I’m offering this option: For $3, you can get a (hopefully) nice, folded 5×7 card, complete with mediocre art – inside and out.
Don’t care for that? Just give me your address, and I’ll send you a cheap card that some underpaid Walmart worker farted out from an industrial printer on consumer-grade photo paper. Hey, you get what you pay for.
Limited-Time Offer
In the hopes of getting these to everyone before Christmas, I’ll keep this open until, say, December 1. If you want a premium card, let me know and pay by then. If you want a cheaper card, let’s just add a few days after that.
Custom Request
Want some pithy message of goodwill? A small, rushed drawing doodle? Let me know and I’ll see what I can do.
Send me your details
I’ll need some information, which you can give me using this form:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1mAM1UjN0MDJv_esHN3R1PiFV5mTSJr4qMgfT9RjBjGg/edit?usp=drive_web
If you choose the premium route, we can arrange payment afterwards.
That’s it
That’s all I have to say on that. Fill out the survey. Leave a comment with questions, concerns, or suggestions. Most importantly, be righteous.
