Hot or sinister? Let your own dirty mind decide.
Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and sexy confection looking for comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
Comments will fall into three categories:
TRUTH: Marshmallow…
LOL: …with a smiley face…
WUT? …in a thong.
From Xenoblade CONFIRMED for North America 
It’s great to have news that everyone is generally elated about!
And now, news with the opposite effect:
From Oh, EA: Subscription charges added to Tetris mobile app 
From the article:
“Oh, EA! What have you cheeky scamps gone and done now? It would seem you’ve added a subscription service to a Tetris app of all things. Now why would you go and do something as positively zany as that?
Electronic Arts has released a new version of Tetris for iOS that comes with an optional “T-Club” membership. The membership costs $29.99 per year and will include additional in-game content and faster leveling up for your profile. In addition to such pedestrian goods, subscribers will also earn discounts on future downloadable content.
Yes … DLC … for f*cking Tetris. And paying EA money gets you a discount on it. I … just … what … WHAT!?” 
However, some people were less upset than others…
From Gearbox is casting an IRL Lilith for Borderlands 2 
In other news, this fanart picture of Lilith from Darkstalkers is terrifying:
From The Daily Hotness: Skyrim serial killer 
Don’t make me take off my utility belt…
Wait did someone say Jim Sterling?
Yes you did. YES YOU DID. Don’t make me a liar.
From Jim Sterling 
From Wow today I 
Hey, if you did something new today then why don’t you log into the forums and tell them about it? Make sure to post an introduction in meet and greet if you are new though; nobody likes a forum crasher.
I’m off to put more confectionary in underwear. See you next week.
