My Beautiful Katamari footage; when I think about you, I roll my balls

  When I started writing this post, a flood of “playing with your balls” jokes entered my head. Luckily for you, dear reader, those jokes have been done to death in regards to the Katamari series and, as such, I refuse to burden you with such a cliché stab at humor.

Instead, I will only say please enjoy the above footage from the upcoming My Beautiful Katamari, and try to keep your hand out of your pants. It’s unsanitary and you have no idea where that thing has been.

 (Editor’s Note: Possible alternate title: My Beautiful Katamari footage; I wanna dip my balls in it! — Nex) 

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Earnest Cavalli

I'm Nex. I used to work here but my love of cash led me to take a gig with Wired. I still keep an eye on the 'toid, but to see what I'm really up to, you should either hit up my Vox or go have a look at the Wired media empire.

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