Break out the party hats, it’s Gabe Newell’s birthday!

Or put on your horsie head

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How does a man that has the universal respect of the Internet celebrate his birthday? Does he announce Half-Life 3? Does he throw a spectacular Steam sale?

No, he probably just keeps watching you.

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