Alone in the Dark 2, Uwe Boll’s amazingly inevitable sequel to last year’s tax-dodge that was only vaguely based on the eponymous video game series, has just scored a cast. Bloody-Disgusting reports Lance Henriksen (Aliens, Pumpkinhead, my childhood nightmares), Rick Yune (Fast and the Furious), and Ralf Moeller (a ton of Boll films that no one ever saw) have all signed on to further mar their careers with Herr Boll’s latest cinematic mistake.
This time, instead of pitting Christian Slater and Tara Reid against, um, something (I didn’t watch the first one), the direct-to-DVD sequel tells the story of a group of witch hunters tracking a woman named Elisabeth Dexter.
The twist? Elisabeth is actually a dude.
AND she’s Forest Whitaker!
[Thanks BlueWolf72. This is just what I needed to hear.]
