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Hello again! It’s time for your mandatory Comments of the Week session where everyone is required to spend time with me, Gmana. Yes, it’s really me this time. I had to redo my office a little bit after someone trashed it and tarnished my name even more than it already had been.
We’re up to 21 entries now, which means that Mr. Cothew is now legally allowed to drink in the US. We had a drunk theme last week? Honestly, every week is a drunk week for us. How else would we be able to deal with all of these awful comments and think they’re funny?
Let’s go!
Should there be a third Blade Runner?
Gmana: Let’s start things off with a wonderful comment from – oh Dere. (Don’t worry, they kissed and made up later.)
FIFA 18 still top of the league in UK Charts
WWE 2K18 has sponsored achievements because of course it does
Gmana: And now back to our regularly-scheduled comments.
KFC’s Colonel Sanders is in WWE 2K18…this is not a joke
Gmana: YES! YES! YES! WE CAN SMELL IT, OKAY?!
I’m going to be a better Tamagotchi owner this time
Gmana: But I really mean it this time!
GameStop’s Assassin’s Creed pre-order campaign seems to poke fun at pre-order campaigns
Gmana: I could stare into her eyes forever.
Review: Middle-earth: Shadow of War
Gmana: Middling Earth would never be able to handle them both in the same place at the same time.
PUBG breaks 2 million concurrent players on Steam
Gmana: Real deal poultry meal.
Ys VIII PC release coming December, NIS apologise for poor localisation
Fortnite announces 10 million Battle Royale players
Gmana: Your wife weeps as she remembers how every night was Fartnite at your house, and now there will be no more Fartnites…
Epic Games is suing two alleged Fortnite cheats for use of aimbots
South Park: The Fractured But Whole’s season pass will take you to Casa Bonita
Gmana: Just as many modern games are but whole.
Switch projector ‘OJO’ begins crowdfunding campaign soon
Gmana: Rip Steven?! I hardly know him! [:'(]
I like it hard: Videogames, difficulty, and Cuphead
Gmana: You’re too reasonable to be a tyrant.
Registration opens for Pokemon European International Championships
Gmana: I see whAT you did thEy Did thERE :O
Gmana: We really need to get that article updated.
Dice has clarified Star Wars Battlefront 2’s loot crate system, claims the beta is ‘different’
Gmana: What are the chances that they’ll get one? 0.1%
New Zelda: Breath of the Wild tip channel highlights rusty weapons and Octorok renewal
Gmana: You keep on punnin’, you keep on punnin’.
Assassin’s Creed: Origin’s loot boxes won’t have a real money option
That’s all for this week! I’ll keep coming back every five weeks for as long as the boss keeps me around!
Tune in next week for another edition of Perro blowing us all out of the water with a high-production-value masterpiece!
Thanks to FakePlasticTree for my new header!
