You broke the rules
South Park: The Fractured but Whole has a way of deflating the spirits of shortcut-takers. There’s a rudimentary puzzle early on where you’re supposed to find a keycode by looking through Cartman’s diary. It’s memorable enough in that the password is “Fuck you, mom.”
But, as Kotaku notes, the game isn’t going to let you get by without a trip upstairs. Try it and New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick comes to degrade you for being a cheater like Tom Brady. (Kind of ironic given that Belichick himself is a documented cheater.)
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are no strangers to dunking on the Patriots. Brady’s cheating is a motivating factor in the season 19 premiere where Cartman tries to overthrow PC Principal. Everyone broke the rules.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole Yells At You If You Try To Cheat [Kotaku]