Comments of the Week 89

Last Call

Alright, alright, alright! Welcome back to Comment of the Week, the only place where you can find the best community members of the entire internet in one place: me, and all of the parallel universe versions of me.

Oh, and this is the only place where the greatness that is me is also mingling with the lesser common folk, the folks of Destructoid, so give a round of applause to them too, I guess. I mean, they clearly aren’t deserving of it, but only I get to publicly embarrass them. As always, comments are placed into three categories such as:

TRUTH: your sperm is affected by your diet.

LOL: but is your diet affected by sperm?

WUT?: I should ask my sister.

If you haven’t seen last week’s edition, then what the heck is wrong with you? What’s that? You were busy worshiping me in your spare time? Well, I can’t fault you for that, so here’s a link.

From Azure Striker Gunvolt, unlike Mighty No. 9, gets an anime after two games under its belt

Dreamweaver: I don’t get it.

From GameStop is selling off a bunch of used PS3, 360, and Wii consoles

Dreamweaver: Wish girls did that.

From More Call of Duty titles land on Xbox One via backward compatibility

Dreamweaver: They really should go the FIFA route and just number them after the years.

From (Update) Destiny 2 reportedly ‘a totally new game,’ set for PC release

Dreamweaver: They had a worthy nose. Was, was that not clear?

From Clustertruck is such a weird game and that makes me happy

Dreamweaver: Will someone stop this Blight?

From PSA: Here’s another chance to get your hands on the Mythical Pokemon Darkrai

Dreamweaver: Uh, you clearly never saw me having sex.

From Transformers and the Resident Evil remaster highlight October’s free PlayStation Plus games

Dreamweaver: The sad thing is that this isn’t even the most convoluted title we’ve heard.

From Time to get sucked back into Stardew Valley

Dreamweaver: As opposed to people walking off cliffs playing Pokemon Go?

From South Korea has some bomb ass Pokemon Krispy Kreme donuts

Dreamweaver: I see nothing but the truth here.

From That’s a damn fine poster for The Last of Us

Dreamweaver: If this isn’t the name of a sequel, I’mma be disappointed.

From Review: Overcooked

Dreamweaver: I thought that’s how you get ants?

From Horror game Here They Lie makes the PlayStation VR launch list

Dreamweaver: I’d give you a hand… but no.

From Dishonored 2 is looking like a serious game of the year contender

Dreamweaver: Like me at my first wedding.

From Review: Payday 2: The Big Score

Dreamweaver: How dare you try to deny this this beautiful man from being featured in Comments of the Week!?

From Battleborn is allegedly going free-to-play

Dreamweaver: Looks like the kid’s going to have to battle to be born.

From Learn about how Rez was made with creator Tetsuya Mizuguchi

Dreamweaver: Hm, why does that name sound so familiar? :3

From Miyamoto once said Mario is 24 or 25 and what’s even real anymore?

Dreamweaver: He’s really into anal.

From (Update) There’s now a Nintendo 64 emulator on the Xbox One store

Dreamweaver: Your name ain’t lawsuit, whyse you lying?

Dreamweaver: They played us like a damn fiddle!

From Minecraft dev would ‘love’ to see an Uncharted collaboration

Dreamweaver: If you see China, you went too far.

From What the hell’s left to be excited about this year?

Dreamweaver: What if it gets delayed?

From Review: Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice

Dreamweaver: “so forgettable that no one knew it was released two years ago.”

Like my child.

From Yakuza 0 Business Edition pre-order is lackluster

Dreamweaver: Blockbuster? I hardly know her!

From Studies show our large, unemployed sons are playing hella video games to feel better

Dreamweaver: Wonder how the hell a taco managed to do all that.

From You can vote on which characters make it into Musou Stars

Dreamweaver: Too OP.

From Pokemon Go developers sued by the Netherlands

Dreamweaver: I don’t get it.

And that’s it for this edition, folks! As always, remember that your Big Brother is watching over you… especially if you’re a sister. Then I’m especially watching over you.