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Thanks to my main men over at Koei Warriors, I am delighted to bring you an English trailer for the biggest cultural event since Dio’s Holy Diver, Dynasty Warriors 6. It might be kind of like all the others, but this time there are a few cutscene clips thrown in with Sima Yi being a badass and fighting with FINGER WHIPS!
Finger whips are made of two parts win to ten parts brilliant, just like everything Koei has ever made apart from Mystic Heroes which was a bit crap. This is rampant, overexcited fanboy speak but you can’t really stop me and that’s the best part about it, actually. I will of course be bringing my fellow Koei devotees a full of review of Dynasty Warriors 6 as soon as I get a copy of it. Until then, I stand by with a jar of lube and a box of tissues, ready to partake in a little “undercover” journalism with this game.
I know I am not a well man.
