A day in the life of a Portal turret Posted 18 January 2008 by Qais Fulton Recommended VideosWhen I played through Portal I found the turrets were easily my favorite characters in the game. Valve gave them a fantastic amount of personality and in spite of how incredibly creepy it was to hear them asking after me I almost felt bad killing them. Almost. Now that this video shows me the daily ins and outs of a turret’s life I’m starting to feel those twinges of guilt again. These guys are just like me (although with less feathers and no modular bedding); working day in and day out, trading questionably witty quips, and dealing with that mouthy jerk everyone hates. And I just rolled through and wrecked their life. This is probably the funniest Portal parody I’ve seen yet. Commence painfully unfunny repetitive quoting in 3, 2, 1…. About The Author Qais Fulton More Stories by Qais Fulton Filed under... #Portal#WUT