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Get into today’s contest to win a free Blu-ray copy of Glass!
M. Knight Shyamalan’s films have always been pretty divisive. That one about nature attacking Mark Wahlberg is pretty blech, but like most people I like The Sixth Sense. Most people usually have pretty mixed opinions about the rest, and will rank them somewhere in between those two extremes.
Ya gotta give credit to the dude, though — he just keeps chugging along. Glass is the culmination of a series nearly 20 years in the making, so if you’re a fan of the series, you can win a free Blu-ray copy!
Here’s an official synopsis from Universal:
M. Night Shyamalan brings together two of his standout original films — Unbreakable and Split — in this explosive comic book thriller. Elijah Price, also known as Mr. Glass (Samuel L. Jackson), finds David Dunn (Bruce Willis) pursuing Kevin Wendell Crumb’s superhuman figure, The Beast (James McAvoy), in a series of escalating encounters. Price, armed with secrets critical to both men, emerges as a shadowy orchestrator.
Since I haven’t actually seen any of the movies, I’m going to provide my own synopsis from what I could gather from the trailer posted above. Enjoy.
The guy who farted out The Village and The Happening brings together two of his previous movies I haven’t seen — Bruce Willis Looks Mean and Holy Shit What’s Going On — in this weird-as-shit dramatic thriller. Sam Jackson Is In Every Movie Ever, played with aplomb by Sam Jackson, finds Old Hooded White Dude (the ghost of Bruce Willis) in an asylum or something. Uh, that’s usually a bad thing, but I guess here it’s not so bad. They talk and do some stuff while Meat Strongboy (James McAvoy, who’s usually either wheelchair-bound or super strong in movies) runs naked on walls and flips out on cheerleaders and shit. Why is everyone so broody, and why do so many people whisper indoors?
Ok, that sounds about right. Get your copy today!
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We have one copy between Dtoid and Flixist to give out. As this is a physical prize, you must have a United States shipping address to win. Winner will be drawn on Monday, April 22.
Glass is available now wherever movies are sold.
