The truth will be revealed
While Lyle and I continue to investigate who else on staff is a hollow earth lizard person, here’s what little has been happening in video games up until Persona 5 The Royal was further shown off today:
- XIII is being remade for some reason and I’m all for it!
- Sea of Thieves is getting some more content!
- Thanos and the Avengers are making their way to Fortnite and more!
While traveling to different locations within the multiverse and repairing all the things you caused, we also uncovered a truth we did not want to believe… Lizards dwell within the core of this planet and are among us. Now look, we haven’t slept in over a week due to the side effects of interdimensional travel, but trust me when I say the lizards are everywhere. In fact, I believe even Destructoid itself has been compromised.
Let me ask you this: Just who exactly is Chris Carter? Supposedly just a humble Reviews Director and Co-EIC of Destructoid with an innate ability to play, beat, and review games in an impressively timely manner. Some could argue in an almost…inhuman way? Have we ever seen him sleep? Have we seen him blink for that matter? Did you know most lizards sleep with their eyes open due to a lack of eyelids? One would believe a hyper-evolved species could do this while performing mundane tasks such as playing video games. I’ll leave you to think about that.
Discharged question of the week: What other Marvel characters do you think could with a Spider-Man treatment? Personally, I’d love another Hulk game in the same vein as The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction.
