Hyperchild’s Commander Shepard figure

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If you’ve been keeping up with the news lately you’ve likely heard about the pack of godless heathens, otherwise known as Bioware, trying to turn the innocent children of the world into deviant psychopaths with games featuring gratuitous sex and violence. Considering that’s basically all we’re about here at Destructoid (with the occasional bit of game news to mix things up) we couldn’t be more pleased.

The awesome folks at Hyperchild have provided a sneak peek at the prototype of their Commander Shepard figure.  This thing looks like it’s going to be fantastic — the tiny squalling man-child in me can’t wait for its release.  Under the watchful eye of Commander Shepard the denizens of my toy shelf need never again fear the tyranny of Wind-Up Nun and Snake Eyes. 

Be sure to check out the progress shots of Commander Shepard’s development that Hyperchild is currently hosting at their company blog, Digital Ritalin.

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