Breaking news: there will be news tomorrow. We bring you this news update to inform you of the news that news is on the way. Tomorrow. Says the LucasArts team via its Twitter:
“Amazing news coming Monday! Super excited! You have no idea how tough it is not to start yelling about it! But it’s secret! Until Monday!”
Followed shortly thereafter by:
“Okay, we will do hints. It is awesome news for our old school fans. (anything more direct might get me in trouble)”
The tweets go on to say that it’s got nothing to do with a new IP, and to reiterate that fans of the company’s earlier work have quite a treat in store for them early tomorrow morning. What’s the big announcement? Well, well. It just so happens that we here at Destructoid have an exclusive inside scoop. And that is that we don’t know, either.
That’s right folks, you heard it here first. No other news outlet will bring you word that we don’t know what the announcement is before we do. Feel free to run wild with speculation in the comments. I’m going to go lie down now, as I’ve just confused myself.