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While you might already have Planet Puzzle League on your DS, that might not stop you from buying the DSiWare Puzzle League Express (1 player, 500 DSi Points). Hell, it won’t stop me. For five bucks, you get the game’s four single-player modes: Endless, Clear, Score Attack, and Vs. COM. Considering I don’t have any friends who want to face me in this game and I don’t like carrying carts around, Puzzle League Express is relevant to my interests.
WiiWare title Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 2 (1 player, 1,000 Wii Points) is also relevant to my interests, despite the fact that the PC version got an “alright” review from our staff. I mean, our other WiiWare option today is Tecmo’s 3-2-1, Rattle Battle! (1 player, 500 Wii Points), which actually sounds like a game designed for babies. In this title, you pick up the remote and you shake the remote to make it rattle… and you get a score. And there’s a leaderboard. If that description sold you on the game, you might be a toddler.
Finally, Virtual Console gets its update with Sega’s Phantasy Star (1 player, 500 Wii Points). The turn-based role-playing title is a Sega Master System classic, and if you don’t know what it is, you might be a toddler.
