We knew PSP game Dead or Alive Paradise would be sexy, but the new Japanese trailer beats it into your head. Paradise should be sexy, right? It should have bikini girls playing in the pool or on the beach. It should have — let’s see — beach ball, minigames, a casino and shopping, all populated by sexy girls, of course. It should have flowers in hair, slow motion hair flipping and hazy camera filters. And speaking of cameras, it should have a photo mode to let you take horny pictures with.
Oh, and it should have a new character named Rio.
Substance? No, it shouldn’t have that. Challenge? No, none of that either. A portable, perverted game about nothing sounds like Paradise to me.
[Update: This game drops in North America in the Spring of 2010, says Tecmo Koei]
