ESRB censors thigh from Dead or Alive Dimensions box art

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Seriously?

Hot off the heels of Dead Island having to change its logo, Tecmo Koei has revealed that the ESRB has demanded yet more packaging changes — censoring a few inches of inner thigh from the cover of Dead or Alive Dimensions

Apparently, the original cover was just too risqué as it showed a little bit of a leg. Tecmo Koei has shifted Kasumi’s dress flap a few inches to cover the offending flesh.

Thus, the children of America have been saved yet again from absolute corruption. Thank shitting Christ for that. 

Dead or Alive Dimensions covers up for America [Aussie Nintendo, thanks Sebastian]

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