Michael Pachter isn’t just an industry analyst, he’s a goddamn psychic. The Nostradamus of videogames has predicted that BioShock Infinite, a game we all believed was destined for highly negative reviews, will score upwards of 90% when the critics get their hands on it. Amazing!
“Ken Levine was the lead on the first game, and is the lead on this one. I think he is a brilliant game maker,” he says, blowing our minds. “I think it’s likely that an Irrational game will get a review score in the 90s (look at their history).”
Dude, look at their history! Pachter be throwing history all up in this b*tch! I was convinced that BioShock Infinite would be a complete and utter failure, but then Pachter laid down the HISTORY and I have become a believer. A BioShock game getting high review scores … I would never have believed it, but thankfully we have analysts to keep it real!
In other news, Halo: Reach will sell at least 100 copies.
