As you can see, life has been tough at the Destructoid offices. I’d show you a photo of Vampire Dyson, but as to be expected, his images don’t show up on photos when he’s like that. As such, I’ve got the Best of the Network column taken care of this week, albeit a little later than you’re used to.
So, what do we have this week, besides horrible hangovers? Well, over on Japanator, we finally broke our video review virginity and talked about nothing other than some hot boy on boy action. Check out the video to see Colette do a dramatic reading of some teen man sex. It’ll get you hot.
Meanwhile, Tomopop has some wonderful pictures of Toph’s Organic Chun-Li figure, as well as some crappy ones of the horrible SFIV Viper figurine. Also, if you’re looking for something a bit more wordy, I’ve got a bit of a story for you in Tomopop After Dark.
Japanator
Japanator review: Mr. Flower Bride
Japanator review: Phoenix Wright Official Casebook Vol. 2
Japanator review: Blue Dragon Plus
It has finally happened: A ‘life sized’ Gundam in Japan
TV Daisuki: Hugh Jackman gets his balls grabbed, man becomes a racecar
Tomopop
Show and Tell: Organic’s pink Chun-Li, or why I became a figure photographer
Tomopop After Dark: My adventure with Konoe Nanami
Gaze upon the suckage: SFIV SE Crimson Viper figurine
Exclusive discount on the Black Rock Shooter Miku for Tomopop readers!
Real men ride each other: SRW’s SD Dygenguar and Aussenseiter
Destructoid
The Destructoid children’s alphabet book
Expanded Universe: Why do we watch videogame movies?
Destructoid interview: WayForward’s Sean Velasco
Why putting co-op in Bioshock 2 is a positively terrible idea
Resident Evil 5: So not-racist it’s shocking
So, that’s some of the best stuff that’s come out of the network this week. Apart from the pancakes, eggs and french toast that Dyson and I have made.
