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[Update: You missed the stream! Turns out ARK is really just about taking poops in other people’s huts.]
You know me, Dr. Dinosexual, I love a hot prehistoric lizard from time to time, and this is one of those times. Come join me as I attempt to survive long enough in ARK: Survival Evolved to seduce a triceratops into coming back to my crib to get some TLC, if you know what I mean.
I think it is going to be a good time either way, yup yup yup!