Comments of the week: Delicious bits of internet

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Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and all those receipts you left in your wallet picking out comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community. 

Comments will fall into three categories: 

TRUTH: Cartridges 

LOL: Cassettes 

WUT? Half a disk, with the other half containing online passes, DLC, and the premium true ending unlock.

From Review: Aliens: Infestation 

The more you know, the less likely you’ll make douchey comments. 

From Twitter 

I don’t know if it’s true, but the fact is that I want it to be true. 

From Jim Sterling 

We love you really Jim. You know this to be true 

From The Amazing Spider-Man Movie game is happening 

Funny pictures might help you get on Comments of the Week. Another way is by being meta. 

From Twitter 

I’m reading it because otherwise I’d have nothing to read on Twitter. 

From 93,000 PSN accounts compromised in attempted attack 

I picked out some CHARMS, but the whole thread was very aMUESLIng 

From Just how evil is ZeniMax? 

The five dollar word of the week is “Misappropriation”. 

From Facebook 

Does the PC represent issue-free gaming now? I thought always-on DRM and lackluster end products with missing drivers, half-finished playtesting or plain lack of care and attention to the PC audience was still unacceptably rife. My mistake. 

“The name Zodiac Eclipse means many things. She is our mother, our keeper, the one who nurtures us. She may be known as Joanna Mueller to those with a penchant for Front Page antics, but to those who reside in the seedy underbelly, the BETTER PEOPLE™, she is our leader, the momerator, and will forever be Dame Zodiac Eclipse. “-Aurain [aka The Bear King] 

I don’t know how I cram it all in every week! But enough about what I say to my proctologist. See you all this time next week.

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