I rolled out of my nice, warm bed this morning to find a small collection of Condemned 2: Bloodshot artwork in my mail box. This artwork features, predominantly, images of people who appear to not have nice, warm beds. This sucks for them, because I have these awesome 600-thread count sheets that just feel so nice on my naked behind … sorry, I’m back.
There’s not that much to say about these images, except that I’m glad to see that there will be a wide variety of homeless people that can be beaten with lead pipes. If there’s two things that you can complain about when it comes to Condemned: Criminal Origins it’s: a) that it was too short, and b) the blood coughing, junkie attackers looked too similar to one another.
Though in hindsight, I was hiding beneath my controller most of the time, and when I wasn’t cowering like a little girl, I was standing on the couch shouting at the screen as I wildly pummeled some dude with a wooden board. So really, I don’t remember what any of the enemies in Criminal Origins looked like. Fear and bloodlust will do that to you.
Condemned 2: Bloodshot is set to hit this Fall on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Let’s hope the next time we’re talking about it, we’re mulling over a trailer or some screenshots. That’s right, Sega — we’re looking at you.