Confirmed: Black Friday shoppers have no dignity

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Jesus Christ. I don’t know what else to say about the above video, in which Black Friday shoppers act like feral dogs in order to get their filthy hands on a bunch of Xbox 360 consoles. No, scratch that, feral dogs have slightly more self-respect. 

They say a person is three hot meals away from turning into an animal, but whoever observed that overestimated society. It only really takes one cheap electronic product.

Nonsense like this, and that Walmart trampling, make me laugh bitterly. It is my theory that the majority of humankind has been unable to cope with the speed of our evolution and can’t catch up with our perceived maturity. I am continually proven right.

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