Damn gurl, check out my bangin WiiDiva Strap

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I have so many problems with this I don’t even know where to begin. The first doesn’t even have to do with games: FAKE BLING IS TACKY. Not even that I’m so into real bling, mind you, because the type of girl that thinks the size of a rock is indicative of how much she is loved is typically not the down-to-earth girl that enjoys video games. Still, if you’re gonna wear it, don’t wear some trash that looks like it was made in China. Please.

Second, the name: WiiDiva. Ugh. Gaming does not translate to some hip fashion statement, no matter how hard people try to make it so. Gamers are NERDS. You want to appeal to us? Print our Wii straps with Earthbound characters. That’s how you speak to our demographic: with nerdy things we remember and love, not fake diamonds. 

Anyway, rant over. Long story short: do not want.

[Via Talismoon – Thanks, Adam]

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