Danica Patrick on the basics of Blur

Danica Patrick is something of a celebrity, so I’m told. I am aware that she races cars (though I don’t know what kind of racing) and some people consider her to be smoking hot. I think it says something about me that the first thing I think of is her endorsement of GoDaddy domain services. Very sad, lonely things.

In this video, which she no doubt raked in that hardcore Activision money from doing, Danica goes over the basic gameplay of Blur, which you’re likely aware of unless you’ve been living in a bubble of non-gaming news. But it’s Danica Patrick telling you how it works, so what she says will probably be of little import to many anyway.

Personally, I find her to be rather stiff here. She’s either VERY SUBTLY BEING COY WITH YOU or looking completely disinterested in anything but a paycheck from one second to another. Neither of which is particularly appealing to me but, hey, there’s more Blur footage and that keeps me happy.