Dragon Age: Inquisition’s Cole is an angsty teen listening to CKY

Dumb hair? Dumb hair

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I’ve never actually listened to CKY. However, I knew two angsty teens that did. Both were white and had dirty blonde hair over their eyes just like Dragon Age: Inquisition‘s Cole.

All Cole knows for certain is that the world is full of pain and he must find his place within it.” He also knows that mom is on her sixth glass of wine, waiting patiently for dad to show some sign of life from the couch where he sits stone faced watching golf. Just a stir. A cough. Her dinner sits coldly near, plate ready to be shattered at the wall. 

No, you’re not a “ghost in the shadows, walking unnoticed through crowds,” Cole. Your parents just don’t give a hoot about you. 

Get a haircut, you hippie. 

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