E3 2007: Mass Effect trailer proves that mass can be converted to orgasms

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The above, just-dropped Mass Effect trailer is the first thing I’ve seen from the game that actually gets me excited about it. Up until now I’ve been referring to it as KoToR with 20% more click-click-bang-bang, but now that I’ve seen just how sexy all that clickin’ and bangin’ looks, I can’t wait til the thing actually hits home consoles.

Speaking of bangin’, am I the only one who can’t get the image of duo-sapphic-faux-phallo heroin-fuelled sexin’ out of my head whenever I hear Keith David’s voice?

That dude totally creeps me out … 

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Earnest Cavalli
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