ESRB lists Diaper Dash, gives me diaper rash

Seriously? Diaper Dash? Like Diner Dash, but with diapers? Why? It sounds something like that in the ESRB’s game description:

This is a strategy game in which players care for babies in a daycare center. Players must manage their time effectively when feeding babies, changing their diapers, and keeping them happy.

It has been listed with an “Everyone” rating for PC and MAC. Do with that what you will. Does dashing around a daycare sound like your jam? It’s essentially sh*t management, or at least it sounds like that from the description. Is this a form of birth control.

Oh, and whatever you do, do not search Google Images for “diaper rash.” Jesus. “Poopy diaper” is also a killer.