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Anybody rich enough at EA to pay off any decently solvent publication is too rich to even know that people below the upper-middle class even exist. They are too busy eating broiled flamingo with a side of jewels, while Elvis Presley serenades them at their secret club on a gigantic airship.

So, that’s how much EA paid the reviewers and pundits, for those who keep asking. We had a lot of questions, but sadly you cannot pay a mortgage by enjoying Mass Effect 3.

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