French RE4 ad redefines the meaning of “dude, that’s a zombie’s boob!”

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Yeah …

I’m not even sure what to say about the above ad. It’s like everything awesome and pure in the world has been torn away and we are left staring at the cold, bleak darkness within the soul of a murderer. None of us will ever be the same, and try as we might, we can never un-see what we’ve all just been witness to. At the very least, we can take comfort in the fact that we saw it as a collective, and that in our shocked, weeping mass, we can find solace in each other.

Now would be a good time to turn to your neighbor and let them know that you love them.

[Snaileb is responsible for pointing this abomination out, so blame him when you find out you have eye-cancer.] 

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Earnest Cavalli
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