Game with the Dtoid Community!
What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!
Oh ho ho! That’s funny. I’m funny. Happy Easter everyone! As we all know, Easter celebrates when Jesus hid eggs from all his disciples and led a glorious hunt with them to find the eggs. Jesus was a fair man, so he painted all the eggs in colors inspired by Lady Gaga’s pubic hair. After the hunt, he proceeded to turn the non-believers into chocolate bunnies and had all the Christians eat them. After the chocolate feast, Jesus then marinated a delicious ham for a few days and on the third day, cooked it. He also made some baller deviled eggs and a killer bean dip.
Considering how far removed we are from the original meaning, I feel my interpretation should be the new standard. Think of all the books we could sell! The cross-overs into other media? I’m telling you, gold mine. Before anyone goes and gets butthurt about my jokes, I am a religious man myself. I just don’t have a stick so far wedged up myself, that I can’t joke about things dear to me.
Jokes and disclaimers aside, What is everyone doing this weekend? Traveling? Family? Church? I shall be cooking up some bomb food myself and celebrating with what’s left of my family. Before that happens though, it’s time to play some games with each other! Now let’s do it (Not play games, I’m hitting on you *drops pants*)!
New to FNF? Read this! Each week, a bunch of us Dtoiders get together to play videogames online! It’s a 100% community-run event, so feel free to join in or even host something yourself!
The planning for FNF starts in the forums, where community members sign up to host matches and post their pertinent details (game, time, Gamertag, etc.). Then, every Friday, reminder posts go up in the community blogs thanks to a dedicated group of volunteers, and I recap it all here on the front page to give it a bit more exposure.
To join in, simply send a friend request to the match host! If you’d rather host something yourself, sound off in the comments section below!
Tonight’s Streamers: Add yourself in the comments if you are streaming! All games marked with * below, will be streamed. Click on the game title to be taken to the respective channel.
Here’s the up-to-date Streamtoid schedule. Wanna join in the fun? Send us an email!
Tonight’s Games:
- Diablo III: Reaper of Holes (XB1)*
Host: Char Aznable (GT: ShinigamiBV)
Time: 5pm PST | 8pm EST
- Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (XB1)*
Host: Usedtabe (GT: T U B B Y DC)
Time: 630pm PST | 930pm EST
- Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (XB1)*
Host: Mike Martin (GT: PhilK3nS3bb3n)
Time: 1030pm PST | 130am EST – All DLC required
Check the XBOX FNF blog for more info!
Tonight’s Games:
- Battlefield 4 (PS4)*
Host: Nanners (PSN: nanashi707)
Time: 10pm PST | 1am EST
Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!
Tonight’s Games:
- Hit me up for some KZ: Mercs
Host: Mike Martin (PSN: MickGuerrera)
Time: Whenever, I do what I want.
Check out the PS FNF blog for more info!
Tonight’s Games:
- Super Smashy Bro’s
Host: ShadeOfLight (NID: ShadeOfLight)
Time: 3pm PST | 6pm EST
Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!
Tonight’s Games:
- What is Love?
Host: Baby (NID: D0ntHurtM3)
Time: No More.
Check out the Nintendo FNF blog for more info!
Tonight’s Games:
- Team Fortress 2 (Early Game)
Server: 68.232.163.42:27015
Time: 5pm PST | 8pm EST
- Team Fortress 2 (Late Game)
Server: 68.232.163.42:27015
Time 9pm PST | 12am EST
- Zombie Kill of the Week: Reborn (Steam)*
Host: Mike Martin (Steam: Philopian)
Time: 12am PST | 3am EST
Check out the PC FNF Blog for more info!
Free this weekend? Why not sign up to host something for Weekend Warriors?! It’s like Friday Night Fights all weekend long! Sign up in the comments or Forum thread if you’re interested!
Saturday:
- Sign up to host in the comments below!
Sunday:
- See above, then go below!
