GameStop offering two-faced bonus w/ CoD: Black Ops

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We received an e-mail from GameStop with information regarding the pre-order bonus for Call of Duty: Black Ops. Following is the contents of that e-mail as well as the thoughts I had as I read it (in italics):

GameStop announced today a pre-order bonus for the upcoming installment in the biggest action video game series of all time, Call of Duty: Black Ops.

[Whoop-dee-doo. Probably nothing.] 

You have to wait until November to play the game, but if you want this bonus, you can’t wait to pre-order.

[What? Wait… I’m going to be that excited by this?] 

Only the first 300,000

[Christ, that seems like a lot of people] 

fans who pre-order at GameStop will get the exclusive two-sided Black Ops poster.

[Poster? Well, I’m motivated. Whoop-dee-doo.]

Yup. Pre-order Call of Duty: Black Ops at GameStop and get a free poster. A two-sided poster.

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