PEACEFUL GNOME BARD FROM THE BASE OF A VOLCANO WHO HAS SERIOUS BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS
Random generators. Without them, there would be no Childish Gambino. Probably other things.
If you’re looking for your next backstory in a rousing game of Dungeons and Dragons and can’t be bothered imagineering one up, look no further than right here. Alternatively, take this suggestion and apply the backstory to a videogame you are playing, like Skyrim, or Max Payne 3.
Ah, yes. I love Max Payne 3 and the story of Max Payne, the SOPHISTICATED ELF RANGER FROM A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR THE CHILDREN OF MIDDLE-CLASS WIZARDS WHO HAS SERIOUS DADDY ISSUES.
Mine actually hits too close to home (at the base of this volcano), but I also cherry-picked it as I cycled new generations for the sake of writing this story. Do you take the first backstory affixed to you, or generate until you get one you feel you want? Maybe that says something about you.
