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Super. Something that looks like a Wii Remote for the Xbox 360 and PS3. We really needed that, didn’t we?
Like it or not, In2Games is making this Gametrak Freedom, a motion-sensing controller for the other two systems that looks like a cross between a nose hair trimmer and a dildo. Hell, if it has good shake and is backwards compatible with the PS2, it would be a better pleasure solution than the Rez Vibrator.
Gizmodo says to watch out for “proprietary and cutting-edge patent-pending ultrasonic technology,” as well as In2Games’ newest title, Squeeballs. No, seriously. Squeeballs.
No price has been released yet. Don’t bother.