Kill some rats in free iOS game Dishonored: Rat Assassin

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At long last, killing vermin in my rat infested storage unit I sleep in is going to pay off!

Rat Assassin is kind of like Fruit Ninja instead you are slicing rats, not fruit — the story of my life. If the idea nauseates you, try living in my wretched U-Haul storage unit! The game is available only on iPhone but an iPad app will be coming soon. Hi-def rats, yo!

It’s free, it’s dumb, and it’s a promotional item for a game I’m very excited about. But, for me, Rat Assassin is a form of stress relief that has no comparison.

Your move, Assassin’s Creed 3!

[via BethBlog]

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