Last week’s top stories, now in handy haiku form

Game news nirvana

This past weekend I was up late and feeling loopy, and some haikus about a Flash game nobody cares about fell out of that state. Struck with inspiration, I thought, “Why can’t all news be digested 17 syllables at a time?” Thus, the video above was conceived.

Here are the stories mentioned, in case you missed them the first time and would like more information than a three-line stanza affords.

• Critic Anita Sarkeesian immortalized as TowerFall alternate archer
• Could this be it? A true Banjo-Kazooie spiritual successor?
• The Shulk amiibo will be at GameStop tomorrow, I hope you pre-ordered it
• Nearly two years later, Molyneux still hasn’t delivered for the Curiosity winner
• Review: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask 3D
• Review: Evolve
• Square Enix reveals new Dissidia Final Fantasy

There! Are you feeling a little more zen now?

About The Author

Darren Nakamura

Darren is a scientist during the day. He has been a Destructoid community member since 2006, joining the front page as a contributor in 2011. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strategy, and rhythm games, he takes particular interest in independent games. He produced the Zero Cool Podcast for about four years, and he plays board games quite a bit when he can find willing companions.

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