Wired’s Game|Life drew my attention to the above trailer half an hour ago, and since watching it, I can’t stop smiling, handing money to orphans and singing John Lennon’s Imagine .
The game itself appears to be some kind of seal/amorphous blob raising sim, covered in a glossy sheen of sheer adorable . Between the ability to dress your tiny aquatic friend in wigs or anachronistic finery and staring into its beady eyes as you coo sweet promises of a life free from e-clubbings, I think it’s safe to assume that this sort of thing is expressly designed to moisten the underoos of Japanese teenage girls (and a few of my female friends ).
Earnest Cavalli
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