Happy Hump Day, everyone, and welcome to the 92nd installment of The Destructoid Show! It’s hard to believe we’ve made it this far, but our 100th episode is fast approaching. Rest assured, salacious things will be happening for that episode. Wonderful, magical things that, for legal reasons, I can’t tell you about. Because I haven’t thought of them yet.
In the meantime, perhaps I can interest you in some Skyrim news. No? Maybe L.A. Noire is more your suited for your tastes. Everyone likes L.A. Noire, right? Hmm. Perhaps some Duke Nud-em would hit the spot? Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Surely you must be here for the latest in day-old PSN news. I generally assume that’s the only reason people watch our show. Well, that or the shameless self-promotion.
Anyway, that’s the news for today and if you guys have awesome (and at least somewhat realistic) suggestions on what to do for our 100th episode, let us know. I’m open to just about anything, as long as it somehow involves my knee and Max Scoville’s crotch. (Fun fact: If you stare at the header image for 20 seconds, it totally looks like Max is in love with me.)
