Hey guys, for today’s episode of The Destructoid Show, we decided that news is stupid and that would should instead twiddle our thumbs and idly speculate about what E3 has in store for us this year.
I’m really looking forward to news on XCOM, Aliens: Colonial Marines, Metal Gear Rising, and Burgertime World Tour (Calling it right now: Game of the Year). Tara wants to watch people play Battlefield 3, but doesn’t want to play it because she’s a sissy. She does wanna play Dead Island, and she’s looking forward to Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 for some unknown reason.
I prepared a list (read: ridiculous Photoshop pieces) of what we probably WILL NOT see at E3 this year.
Then, we have special guest Hamza. You know, that guy who says he’s a shark. He’s done E3 a bunch of times, so we ask him dumb questions. Did you know he previewed Modern Warfare 3? Did you know… Uh. Bioshock Infinite is… A thing?
Giant Robot Alert: An ultra-super-mega-thanks to Insultobot for sending us a copy of friggin’ Steel Battalion, complete with the epic cockpit control module. If you want to see a video of me dressed like an idiot and playing pretend with it, click here. (I’m sorry.)
