New Destructoid Episode: Free Crysis Dildos For All!

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Happy Friday, Destructoiders! Surely your weekend fun is already underway, so let’s waste no time breaking down today’s episode.

First up on everyone’s radar is the new Saints Row 3 trailer that debuted today. Needless to say, Max was quite pleased with the inclusion of economy-sized dildos. Also, Team Fortress 2 is free to play now and someone on the internet is mad about it. In other news, Crysis 2 for PC is getting a much-needed performance patch and Destructoid is on the hunt for a talented and semi-literate intern!

Last but not least, many congratulations to YouTube user GrandmastahT who was the lucky (and talented!) winner of our Fruit Ninja Kinect contest.

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