One of these days, I’ll let Tara write the show post. But not tonight. And now — all the news that’s fit to make immature jokes about via internet video:
Premature News: Battlefield 3 comes out in November, but Tara’s got the scoop on its first expansion pack.
Soul News: Soulcalibur 5 is flat as a board, and Dark Souls is hard as a rock. Er. One has no boobs, the other is difficult.
Too-many-variables News: Valve released a Portal 2 level editor, because apparently playing co-op wasn’t enough of a headache.
Bald News: Agent 47 is back for Hitman Absolution and he brought… A rattlesnake with a gun?
Squishy News: Tara does a Show-And-Tell for GoGoGummo, which is a game where you play as a piece of chewed gum wearing little red shorts. Go play it fo’ free on the internet right here.
Spoiler alert: Everyone’s always asking what’s in my cup. Usually it’s just water, but today it was Rockstar mixed with 7-Up, which is basically homemade Mountain Dew.
