Happy April Fool’s Day! (Psyche, not really!) That was yesterday. If you’re seeing this today, it means you missed my glorious hand-drawn Faxtoid post for Friday night’s Destructoid Show. Check it out here.
Since April 1st is the internet’s annual celebration of telling filthy, dirty lies, I’m not sure what’s real news.
Mega Man Universe is actually cancelled, that’s for real. According to their website, JAST USA is going to be distributing sexy hentai games via Steam — that’s probably not true — and Japanese company Illusion introduced a new handheld device called the 3DL. It’s designed for adult games, and the glasses-free 3D works from every angle. It was only for sale on April 1st, so that was probably a joke, but you never know. Japan is weird.
Tara discussed the latest Minecraft update, which is a real thing, as well as Blizzard’s trailer for Starcraft on the Kinect (not real) and something about that Sony Phonestation Xperia Play thing. It might be true, I don’t care. Finally, we showed you a trailer for Duke Nukem Forever that involved human feces.
Spoiler Alert: There were no cupcakes in this episode and I’m still furious about that.
