Captain Jaffe has really outdone himself with the sequel to his myth-meets-carnage epic God of War . These three videos just hit the Intertubes and they look utterly phenomenal. The fluidity of movement is on par with that weekend you spent drowning snakes on your uncle’s Aquasnake Refinery, and the graphics really show what’s possible on a system that’s reached an age where it has become the console world’s Bea Arthur .
The above video is some awesome Kratos on Cerberus action followed by some equally awesome Kratos on Fat Medusa action. I don’t think the ancient, mythological, snake lady has ever looked so much like an angry penis as she does in the above video.
Poke the jump for the other two videos.
Kratos on angry rock creature action! Notice that the one boss who is the antithesis of liquid still maintains the aforementioned fluidity of movement. Impressive.
Kratos on barbarian king action! Blah, blah, blah, fluidity, blah, blah, blah, cynic wit, blah, blah, blah, titties.
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