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Here’s today’s Destructoid Show! With lots of exciting news today!
The long-awaited Thief reboot has been announced officially, the embargo’s up for Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag and there’s a whole mess of news about it. The next Tomb Raider movie aims to stick close to the new game, which drops today, Deus Ex: Human Defiance appears to be the title of the movie adaption (not a sequel) and can we please stop Paul W.S. Anderson from making more goddamn Resident Evil movies?
Oh, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a new game, and they’re ugly in it, because they’re mutated adolescent reptiles. Obviously.
