Reminder: Alvin and Chipmunks here to kill my childhood

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Here’s a little video reminder that Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is coming to theaters and that there is a game based on said violation of nostalgia. Said game is available in stores now.

It’s particularly egregious in the case of the Chipmunks, seeing as my parents already had to watch while we stuck sunglasses and an oversized shirt on Alvin. Now that they’re computer generated, I don’t even begin to understand how they must feel right now. Hurt? Lost? Betrayed? Confused as to how it is this job constitutes a profession and when the hell are the grandchildren coming?

But, damn it all, Theodore remains irresistible. Such a cutie!

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