Happy Valentine’s Day, listeners. We don’t know each other very well, but um … I wanted to ask you something. Will you be my friend? Just pretending is fine, too. We wouldn’t have to see each other every day or anything. You could just come by like once a week and listen to my podcast, that would be enough.
I know there are lots of other podcasts at our school, you probably already like one of those. Maybe we could play a game together on Xbox Live? I have Puzzle Fighter. I really like Hsien-Ko, she’s my … oh, you’re busy playing Gears of War. That’s okay, we don’t have to. Well, if you’re not too busy later, maybe you could just leave a comment with a question in it for the show? It would really mean a lot to me. It could be about unrequited love in retro games! Do you like that idea? I’ll stay up all night and make sure it’s ready for tomorrow. There’s also a contest this week where you can win something super-awesome.
I made you a bunch of other podcasts, but I don’t know if you got them. I’ve been leaving them on your Destructoid every week. Heh, yeah, those were from me. I’ve liked you for a long time, but I guess I didn’t know how to tell you. Anyway, I just thought I’d ask. Please listen to it if you’re not doing anything later, okay? ;_;
