Do you guys say “raddest” or “most rad?” Man, college was a nightmare, huh? –Oh, right, I didn’t go. Boy, was I mistaken — instead of languishing at acting school with boys taking their clothes off and crying in class while teachers dredged up all of our Daddy Issues, I could have been getting fat, coloring on people’s faces with Sharpie, and possibly learning things if I was the boring type who didn’t have a social life rife with “gray rape“, Natural Ice, and cream-filled water balloons. But then I wouldn’t be the illustrious, incredibly famous and continually honored game writer I am today (laugh and I’ll kill you), and then what would I do without you guys or the lonely, lonely vacuum of my blog — I mean, my widely read, hugely lucrative blog?
Anyway, the downside of not going to college is I didn’t have a dorm decorated with freaking fabulously geektastic and awesome construction paper like the one in these images sent to me by a friend that make the whole place into Mario World faster than that bad acid hit you bought from that 32-year-old dude who’s repeating his Junior year for the eighth time because he just can’t say goodbye to so many good friends (shown above). Aren’t they the raddest, most rad-ass thing since free condom day at the Student Union? The pictures, not juvenile adults.
