This Aliens: Colonial Marines trailer makes me feel warm

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Oh look, it’s a trailer for Aliens: Colonial Marines and it looks like OH MY GOOD LOOK AT THOSE ALIENS HOT HOT CUM IN PANTS AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

Beautiful graphics, deliciously slimy Xenomorphs, and a Queen ripping some idiot in half like a pimp. Seriously, what more do you need? Do you need anymore than that? Then you’re a prick

God, this game better be actually good …

[Thanks, Adam]

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