Coming to you from my living room
Here’s some very flaccid news in the wake of E3 — Destiny’s Alpha is over, with a Beta next month. The game’ll be a Sony exclusive in Japan. The new dude from Halo 5: Guardians has been named Agent Locke, and he’ll be introduced in the Nightfall series. Capcom is essentially up for sale, kinda, sorta, and Nintendo’s selling more Wii U’s than you might’ve thought. Ubisoft apparently nerfed Watch Dogs‘ PC capabilities, and GTA V on PS4, PC, and Xbox One looks great and will have hammerhead sharks. Oh yeah and there’s new Emoji. What? Emoji’s sort of a video game.