Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pm
Japanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don’t have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.
Japanese guy with spiky hair: We could make some new Cloud figures.
Japanese guy with earring: There’s only so many times you can remake the same product and expect people to buy it. (entire boardroom snorts with laughter)
Japanese guy with one leg: I think incorporating something new into one of our popular characters might be a successful tactic.
Japanese guy in suit: What did you have in mind?
Japanese guy that sleeps in a cot in his office regularly: The chocobos are always popular.
Japanese guy with a RealDoll surgically implanted onto his groin: We could dress them like popular Final Fantasy characters.
Japanese secretary refilling the coffee: (drops pot and begins jumping up and down) KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Japanese guy with one leg: That’s it.
[Buy em at Play-Asia]